Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
In fact a lot of us really miss the apocalypse and want satan back
what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is
I demand an answer.
oh my fucking god
S C R E A M I N G
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring
so last night my little sister got to meet her celebrity idols and basically it was the equivalent of me meeting benedict and agkjfhlgfdhlgvfcdx